It is estimated that laughing 100 times roughly equals 15 minutes on an exercise bike?
Laughing is a lot easier(and less sweaty) than working out, so do your health a favour andget laughing at the below jokes!
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Why did the cockatoo sit on top of the clock?
Because he wanted to be ON time!
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Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?
Because the class was so bright.
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Why did Freddie fall off his bike?
Because Freddie was a fish!
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Why did the crocodile cross the road?
Because he was following the chicken
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What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
ALL animals because bridges can't jump!
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An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
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